Internet Computer (ICP) to 100x by 2030? Yeah, Right.
The Usual Crypto Hype Machine
Okay, so some "analyst" – and I use that term loosely – is saying Internet Computer (ICP) will 100x by 2030? Give me a break. It's the same old song and dance. Pump up the price, get the retail investors frothing at the mouth, and then dump your bags. We've seen it all before.
This guy, SWI Int. Caff/acc (what kind of name is that, anyway?), claims ICP is the "#1 blockchain in terms of transaction volumes." Really? Compared to who, exactly? My grandma's dial-up internet connection? I mean, let's be real, transaction volume means jack if those transactions are just bots trading air.
And this gem: "Internet Computer has not relied on trends and fads like meme coins or DeFi." Oh, so they're better than meme coins? Newsflash: being boring doesn't automatically make you valuable. It just makes you boring. It's like saying you're a better musician because you only play elevator music.
They expect us to believe this nonsense, and honestly...
Technical Analysis? More Like Technical Bullshit
Then comes the "technical analysis." Apparently, ICP is sitting on a "key support level" of $3. If it holds, 5x gains are "ahead." If it doesn't... well, they don't mention that part, do they? It's always sunshine and rainbows when these "experts" are shilling their bags. Market News: Internet Computer (ICP) Testing Key Resistance – Breakout Brewing?
"Market conditions are favorable," they say, because the Federal Reserve cut interest rates. As if a measly 0.25% cut is gonna suddenly make ICP the next Bitcoin. I swear, these guys will grasp at any straw to justify their predictions.
Speaking of predictions, let's talk about 2030. Seven years from now! That's an eternity in crypto. Hell, it's an eternity in dog years. Who knows what the hell will even be around in 2030? Flying cars? Robot overlords? ICP trading at $0.00001?
Oh, and offcourse, they sneak in a little shill for some "top crypto presale" called Pepenode. Because, you know, if you're gonna pump one coin, might as well pump another. Gotta diversify that scam, right?
Ugh, this reminds me of that time I tried to fix my garbage disposal. Hours of YouTube videos, scraped knuckles, and a kitchen full of foul-smelling water later, I realized I should've just called a plumber. Sometimes, the "experts" just make things worse.
The Bottom Line: Don't Believe the Hype
Look, I'm not saying ICP is a complete scam. Maybe it has some real potential. Maybe it'll revolutionize the internet. But I am saying that you should take these 100x predictions with a massive grain of salt. Actually, make that a whole damn salt lick. Internet Computer Price Prediction: Crypto Expert Outlines How the ICP Price Could 100X Before 2030 – Is This Quiet Veteran About to Explode?
Do your own research. Don't just blindly follow some "analyst" on X. Think for yourself. And for God's sake, don't put your life savings into some random altcoin based on a tweet.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe ICP will 100x. Maybe pigs will fly. Maybe I'll win the lottery and move to a tropical island. But I ain't holding my breath.
